Having way too much free time on our hands, we dateless wonders of TwistedEdge have decided to share with you some of the most fascinatingly entertaining musical failures ever to disgrace the bargain bin of your local car wash. In this shiny new toy we call 'Death By Stereo' you will find our textual assassinations of the most pungent musical mung ever to be sprayed over the face of the entertainment business. Only the very weakest, most puerile garbage to ever offend our ears gets in. Consider this a public safety service to you all...

I Get Wet by Andrew WK.
Imagine if you were to take a newborn baby and instead of raising it on milk, feed it nothing but Red Bull and rocket fuel instead. The end result would be something similar to what we have here. Did you know A.D.D had a sound? No? Neither did we...

Metamorphosis by Hilary Duff.
The girl-next-door with the looks as sweet as candy and the heart as pure as gold. With a look of innocence almost as pure as the bullshit of her music, Duff rocks the world into a sugar-induced diabetic coma with her latest cuddly offering.

Defenders Of The Hate by Anal Cunt.
What better way to spend a nice, quiet, peaceful Sunday afternoon than... erm... listening to a neo-Nazi thrash metal band who sound like a poodle being fucked to death with a jackhammer? Grindcore's biggest rejects brought direct to your screens...

Thankful by Kelly Clarkson.
God help us - it's the girl who won her fame on a game show, and her double platinum CD that causes animals to commit suicide. This is our little spotlight on the musical onslaught of someone so lacking talent, it took a tv talent contest to get her signed.

Speak by Lindsay Lohan.
On a cold, dark night in the depths of 2004 the bowels of hell ushered forward a fiery, demon-eyed creature with a soul blacker than the darkest abyss and blood colder than the frostiest glacier. Her name is Lohan. And she eats babies for fun.

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