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An American's guide to Britain.
Sick and tired of our many Yank readers talking crap about our proud but rainy little nation, we at TwistedEdge have settled the score with this guide to our quaint, war mongering country. Tally fuckin' ho!

Curing stupidity: the final solution.
The world is smothered with an epidemic of Biblical proportions. We refer, of course, to the awe inspiring mountain of pure, undiluted stoopid that fills our land. Naturally we have a cure... Let the dick-bombing commence!

Fuck you and your airport insecurity.
It's that time of year again, and as our very own Part-time Ninja flies off to warmer climbs, he leaves us this booze-fuelled rant about airport 'security,' including all the fun things you need to know like how to smuggle a shuriken through customs.

TGI Friday's is worse than Bosnia.
America has given us many great things over the years, like a president the whole family can laugh at. Things were going well until the scourge of TGI Friday's hit our UK shores: socially retarded staff, crappy food, Aerosmith on loop. Hell on Earth.

Che Guevara: fashion accessory.
Rather amused / disturbed by the fact that the face of Che Guevara now graces merchandise worldwide, we embark upon a mission to teach the world about the man behind the 'tash, and unveil a new range of Fascist Fashion in the process.

Blockbuster raped my xmas.
An angry little rant about the time Natwest bank and Blocksbuster online rentals conspired to ruin site founder Part-time Ninja's christmas. All piss and vinegar, check out the latest nonsensical bout of textual poison here.

Teenagers scare the living shit outta me.
My Chemical Romance have been sticking their dicks into the music industry for years now without causing too much trouble - the world was a happy, mellow place. Then they released a single called 'Teenagers.' And the shit really hit the fan.

Carlos Mencia is retarded.
Over the centuries God has given us many challenges - from plagues of locusts to rivers of blood - from apocalyptic floods to The Passion Of The Christ. None of this even comes close, however, to the ever-lasting scourge that is Mencia...

The devious criminal masterminds that work tirelessly behind the scenes here at TwistedEdge are an angry bunch. The slightest thing sets us off. No matter how small or trivial the matter, you can guarantee we've got an opinion on it that we're willing to argue to the hilt. Hell, we'll kill you if you disagree - that's how serious we are - and so this funky little section was born. So check it out; the essential collection of TwistedEdge rants and whines, all spewed onto here for you to ignore. This is the festering shit-dump where we store all our crazy crap and rabid, angry nonsense. We bitch. You read. You send us emails complaining that we're crap. You bitch. We read. Everyone's happy.
	An American's guide to Britain. Sick and tired of our many Yank readers talking crap about our proud but rainy little nation, we at TwistedEdge have settled the score with this guide to our quaint, war mongering country. Tally fuckin' ho!	Curing stupidity: the final solution. The world is smothered with an epidemic of Biblical proportions. We refer, of course, to the awe inspiring mountain of pure, undiluted stoopid that fills our land. Naturally we have a cure... Let the dick-bombing commence!
	Fuck you and your airport insecurity. It's that time of year again, and as our very own Part-time Ninja flies off to warmer climbs, he leaves us this booze-fuelled rant about airport 'security,' including all the fun things you need to know like how to smuggle a shuriken through customs.	TGI Friday's is worse than Bosnia. America has given us many great things over the years, like a president the whole family can laugh at. Things were going well until the scourge of TGI Friday's hit our UK shores: socially retarded staff, crappy food, Aerosmith on loop. Hell on Earth.
	Che Guevara: fashion accessory. Rather amused / disturbed by the fact that the face of Che Guevara now graces merchandise worldwide, we embark upon a mission to teach the world about the man behind the 'tash, and unveil a new range of Fascist Fashion in the process.	Blockbuster raped my xmas. An angry little rant about the time Natwest bank and Blocksbuster online rentals conspired to ruin site founder Part-time Ninja's christmas. All piss and vinegar, check out the latest nonsensical bout of textual poison here.
	Teenagers scare the living shit outta me. My Chemical Romance have been sticking their dicks into the music industry for years now without causing too much trouble - the world was a happy, mellow place. Then they released a single called 'Teenagers.' And the shit really hit the fan.	Carlos Mencia is retarded. Over the centuries God has given us many challenges - from plagues of locusts to rivers of blood - from apocalyptic floods to The Passion Of The Christ. None of this even comes close, however, to the ever-lasting scourge that is Mencia...
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