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Animals gone apeshit... While surfing the web looking for all new levels of pornographic debasement for us to gorge ourselves silly on, we accidentally stumbled upon a few bits and pieces of 'news' that really caught our eye - Mother Nature, it seems, is sleeping on the job? Well, that's certainly the case if any of these bizarre articles are to be beleived. Feast your eyes upon nature's cruel wrath with these fine examples of the animal kingdom truly going wild... |
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Man Tries To Convert Lions To Christ: He Bleeds A man leaped into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts. |
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Sexually Frustrated Chimp Takes Up Smoking Sexual frustration has turned a Chinese chimpanzee from a mild-mannered simian into a problem primate who smokes cigarettes and... |
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Boozy Camel Crashes Christmas Party A beer-drinking camel decided to crash a Christmas party in Ireland by becoming the center of attention of having cracked open six cans of Guinness with... |
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Bear Guzzles 36 Beers At Campground |
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Bees: The Latest Weapon In The War On Terror! Scientists at a U.S. weapons laboratory say they have trained bees to sniff out explosives in a project they say could have far-reaching applications for... |
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Behold! The World's Most Stoned Cow! A Polish woman who grew marijuana to calm the nerves of her cow has been charged with cultivating a narcotic by police in the western... |
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Flesh-Chomping Sea Lion Terrorizes Swimmers Tourists flock to Fisherman's Wharf for the seafood and the stunning views of San Francisco Bay, but for many visitors, the real stars are the dozens of... |
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Snake Survives After Eating Electric Blanket It took surgery to save a 12-foot Burmese python after it swallowed an entire queen-size electric blanket, with the electrical cord and control... |
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Dog Gutted By Pack Of Flesh Craving Squirrels A pack of Russian black squirrels is reported to have piled into a dog mob-handed, bitten it to death and then eviscerated the unfortunate animal after it... |
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The Hamster Of Doom Terrorizes Japan "A Japanese man died after a bite from his pet hamster caused anaphylactic shock, Mainichi Shimbun reports. Ther nameless forty... |
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Village Terrorized By 'Rabbit From Hell.' |
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Crack-Crazed Squirrels Terrorize London One fearful resident, who asked not to be named, told Life Style Extra: "I was chatting with my neighbour who told me that crack users... |
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Mouse Burns Down House In Revenge |
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Mad Badger Goes On Rampage A rogue badger attacked five people during a 48-hour rampage in a quiet suburb. One man required two skin graft operations, after the badger... |
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Behold! An Ice Skating Monkey! |
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Drunken Elephant Goes On Rampage Recently an unusually cold weather front hit Russia, plunging temperatures as low as -41ºC. While this is weather that would cause chaos... |
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Exploding Toads Baffle Experts Hundreds of toads have met an unexplained, explosive demise in Germany in recent days, it was reported on Saturday. According to reports from... |
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The World's First Treadmill For Elephants Anchorage zookeepers are installing a 16,000-pound treadmill to keep an isolated elephant from getting fat during the long, cold Alaskan... |
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Police Break In To Find Home Alone Hamster A German man who went on holiday left his stereo and lights on so that his pet hamster would not feel lonely in the empty apartment, a police spokesman... |
Jaywalking Chicken Ticketed A chicken that got a ticket for crossing the road has clawed his way out of it. The $54 citation for impeding traffic was dismissed Friday after... |
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